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Brian, what's the plural for MOOSE?
MOOSEN!! I saw a flock of Moosen! There were many of them, many much moosen. Out in the woods, in da woodes, in da WOODSEN! THE MEESE WANT DA FOOD, FOOD IS TO EAT-NI-ZIH! THE MEESE WANT DA FOODEN IN DA WOODENING-IH-ZIH! AND A FOOD IN A WOODEN-NI-ZIH!!
Brian, Brian.....You're an imbecile.
What are you speaking, German, Brian?
German, JERMAIN, Jermain, JACKSON! Jackson 5, TITO!!
No, no Brian. It's 'I' before 'E', except after 'C', and when sounding like 'A' as in 'neighbor' and 'way', and on weekends and holidays and all throughout May, and you'll never be right no matter what you say!
ShadexLarken contest entry for SingerwolfShade was sitting outside of the cafeteria, his back against the wall, waiting for Larken. One leg was sprawled out in front of him, and the other legs' foot was on the ground.
Shade had propped up one of his arms on the knee of the raised leg, and the other arm dangled by his side.
A piece of pocky was dangling loosely out of his mouth. His eyes were closed, so he didn't see or hear the approach of his blond friend over the sound of the other students heading to lunch.
He did hear, however, a familiar voice squeal,
"Ooooo, pocky! Can I have some, Shade? Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease?"
The brunette opened one of his brown eyes, and turned his head to look at Larken, who was standing over him.
"Sorry, Larken. It's the last one." Shade said as he closed his eye.
All he heard was a shift that signaled that Larken was moving.
Then, Shade felt the sudden heat of another body near him, and he opened his eyes.
Larken was there, his face inches from S
MH, MH, and CCMarch Hare turned to face her counterpart, her signature smirk on her face. The smirk, which was almost always on her young face, was a mixture of insanity and arrogance, much like the pirate herself. She always carried herself with a pride and arrogance that was stained with a subtle, dangerous insanity. This was the perfect mix in personalities that allowed March Hare to so effectively captain her completely orc crew, which was about thirty strong. She closed one of her eyes, and kept up the smirk, turning towards her counterpart. He was known as the Mad Hatter, and his cagey demeanor gave testament to the nickname. He wore a long, black coat that was trimmed with light gray. The coat closed up to about his midsection, and under that he wore a white shirt. He also had on dark gray, loose, pants. His hair was a light gray color, almost white. Despite his hair color, the man was actually quite young. Twenty-two, to be exact.
"Alright, Hatter," March Hare said, her voice teas
Chap 1Trick Card turned to face her counterpart, her signature smirk on her face. The smirk, which was almost always on her young face, was a mixture of insanity and arrogance, much like the pirate herself. She always carried herself with a pride and arrogance that was stained with a subtle, dangerous insanity. This was the perfect mix in personalities that allowed Trick Card to so effectively captain her completely orc crew, which was about thirty strong. She closed one of her eyes, and kept up the smirk.She then turned to face the man next to her.
He was the only other half-born like her on the ship with her. He was known as the Mad Hatter, and his cagey demeanor gave testament to the nickname. He wore a long, black coat that was trimmed with light gray. The coat closed up to about his midsection, and under that he wore a white shirt. He also had on dark gray, loose, pants. His hair was a light gray color, almost white. Despite his hair color, the man was actually quite young. T
Random QuotesHahaha, you bastard...
*sigh* The things I do for money...
Is it possible for you to shut the fuck up for ten seconds?!
You're not going crazy, you're going sane in a crazy world!
That outfit fits my first impression of you. You look so weak.- Xerses Break
GIVE HIM CAKE!!
Ah, another right that I may wrong...
Awsome FMA QuotesAwsome Anime Quotes
Oh, and by the way, I don't get my skills from a pocket watch.-Edward Elric
That is how the damned are born. That is a homonculus!-Wrath
Rings and watches have nothing to do with it. My brother's the Fullmetal Alchemist!-Alphonse Elric
Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return.To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of equvalent exchange. In those days, we really beileved that to be the world's one and only truth.-Alphonse Elric
Because some memories aren't meant to leave traces-Alphonse Elric
So, boys. You're really convinced you're ready for this?
That's right. Just tell me what to wear to gradusation.-Roy Mustang and Edward Elric
If you have complaints, get over them.-Roy Mustang
If you think about it like alchemy, making a life's expensive!-Alphonse Elric
Edward Elric's 'Short' Rants"Who did you say was small like a grain of rice and doesn't show up in your eyes?!"
"Who did you say was a super-ultra short kid?!"
"Who did you call an ultra hyper midget?!"
"Who did you call miniature size?!"
"Who did you call a shorty who's so small that he's barely visible and hard to target?!"
"Who did you call a shorty that has to be looked through a magnifying glass to actually be seen?!"
"Who are you calling a bean?!"
"Who are you calling a super midget that makes you want to step on him?!"
"Who are you calling a tiny bug that escapes the wrath of a shoe because he's so small that he fits in the grooves and can't get squashed??!"
"Oh yes, I'm so small that you can't see me amongst the grains of sand, like always--!"
"Who're you calling small enough to fit in a microhematocrit tube?!"
"Who are you calling smaller than Endolimax nana??!"
"Who're you calling so small you have to use an oil immersion lens to see him??!"
"Hey!!! Who's calling me a short little shrimp you can't even
The Pieces(Lights up on a young girl child, sitting on a pink patchwork quilt on the floor of a nursery.)
Pieces taste good. Ripped-up, tasty bits. Candy-tasty. Won't you let me taste a taste? Sweet and juicy, please.
(GIRL sticks her fingers in her mouth and closes her eyes.)
Just a taste. The last taste, the best ever. I want it. Want it.
(GIRL removes her fingers, but keeps her eyes closed.)
Dee-lish. So yummy, goody. The pieces. Just want a tasty taste.
(GIRL opens her eyes, and gets up on her knees.)
Please, it, I need so bad! I want them so, so much. So much. I hurt, please, give. They good for me, just please.
(GIRL stands up, approaches audience, ready to throw a tantrum.)
Give me! Now! Or I rip it myself, give! You're being mean, stop it! I want the pie
Honey-Senpai X Reader Sleepover: 7 min. in heaven!(First ending~)
You knew these 'Games' werent real games. You didnt know what kind of games but you were sure you wouldend like them.
"Were gonna play..." the twins said while making weird handgestures "7 MINUTES IN HEAVEN!"
"W-what?!" you yelled at them making Honey jump.
Honey hugged you again "What's wrong (name)-chan? Is it a bad game?" not knowing what the game was about.
You blushed stuttering out: "I-i eumm its about...euuuh..."
The twins enterupted you. This time you were glad they put you out of your misery.
"Well...You gotta put one item in the bag that represents you~ then someone will pull it
out and if they pull out your item they are going to go with you in the closet for
seven minutes~" they explained happely.
"Oh! i understand~" Honey said cutely , it made you blush even more.
He turned to you "Look (name)-chan it isnt that bad~"
The twins shaked their heads and smiled like France.(HETALIA REFERENCE~)
"Oh...and you gotta atleast kiss them
Dr. Edward Richtofen Quotes"Now zis... IS ZE POWAH!!!!!!!" - Pack-A-Punch a Weapon
"Ah, o bathroom... Not a very interesting place... Unless your German... LIKE ME!!" - Bathroom area (Does not know the activation)
"Zis van didn't photograph so vell..." - Blank Photo (use Square, hold down)
"Hello, Dempshey... Ah, it's just a portrait... AN UGLY ONE! - Dempsey Photo
"His eyes are following me...!" - Nikolai Photo
"Ah, it's a picture of ze monkey bomb..." - Takeo Photo
"Oh, look! It's me... But not quite as magnificent!" - Richtofen Photo
"NINE! TOO CLOSE!" - Kill a Zombie at close range
"AHAHA! A bunch of little pieces of bone fly from it's neck..." - Shoot a zombie in the neck
"BOOM, you have no more head... Ahaha!" - Headshot a zombie and kill
"I take your pain... I put my straw in it! *slurping sounds* And I DRINK IT UP!!" - Kill a zombie
"Who's turning off zhe power ev
Laxus Dreyar: 7 Minutes in Heaven Pt. 1"HOLY CRAP!!! _____ GOT LAXUS!!" Natsu yelled out, shocked.
(Warning. This contains a high amount of Laxus Dreyar. You have been warned.)
You blinked, looking at his headphones. HIM?! Of all people, the guy you had such a crush on that you couldn't look him in the eyes?! This was just great; you could barely even contain the blush that was trying to spread across your face.
"You coming or not?" Laxus was looking at you, smirking like he thought you couldn't do it.
"Y-yes I'm coming! G-geez..." You got up and tried to stalk into the closet, but failed because Bickslow pushed both you and Laxus in and locked it from the outside.
You stood up, trying to regain balance when you realized the closet was so small you were pressed against him no matter where you turned. You turned red finally, glad he couldn't see. He was muttering something about murder and Bickslow, so he seemed preoccupied enough.
"...down his throat with my left headphone.... anyways, _____, what are we gonna do in here?"
FrancexReader: l'amourAs a lover of the French culture and the fine arts, you decided to impulsively apply and somehow managed to get a scholarship from your college to study in France. You managed to get a reasonably priced apartment and a wonderful neighborhood to match.
One sunny Saturday morning, you decided to go to that cute little café with your boyfriend by the park. You brought a book in your bag that matches your simple cardigan shirt-skinny jeans-ballet flats outfit. As you reached the café, you called your perfect boyfriend .well you think he was perfect only because he was your first. You were basically head over heels with this guy. He knew everything that makes you laugh, cry, angry. He knew you were a sucker for the little things in life and love like how you love moonlight dances with only the symphony of the wind , grasshoppers and the distant sounds from the city in that meadow where you first met him.
No way he'll ever betray me like he said "
Yo Momma HetaliaHey everyone! It's me,the hero!!
And since everyone knows Im so cool; I got 'Yo momma' jokes and other things for all of you!!
Ok...I was strolling through the internet and found some awesome insults!
*Door slams open...enters Arthur*
uk: What the hell are you doing git? Go to your F***** house!
us: Ah...come on, Iggy-
uk: Would you stop calling me that?! Its bloody annoying....What are you up to now?
us: Awesome!Looks like we have a special guest! We are going to insult him!!!!
*Weird look is given by uk*
uk: pfft... like you can insult the Invincible me!I can out-insult you any given day, you twat.
us: Hey it looks like we have a challenge!! Allllllrrriiiigggghhhhhttyyyy, lay on the jokes....
uk:*devious smile* Well...yo momma so stupid she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl...
us: that was mean....
uk: Ha, serves you right.
us: Ok...redemption time...oh I got one! Yo momma so ugly gold fish crackers won't even smile to you.
uk: well...-___- Yo mama so stupid she thi
15 Hidden Facts About Transformers1). Starscream is actually an extremely hormonal femme. That's why
heshe bitches all the time.
2). Soundwave watches people sleep from the monitor room.
3). Megatron has a bunch of his soldiers walk around in heels because he used to want to start his own fashion line, but he got rejected on account of him squishing one of his potential sponsors. Forcing them to hobble around in nine-inch heels compensates for his lost dream.
4). Shockwave's desk is coated in three inches of dust.
5). Knockout is gay, but everybody knows that, so I effectively wasted number five.
6). Breakdown is also gay, and happens to be Knockout's boyfriend.
7). Shockwave is very lonely. He has even resorted to hopping Skype to find someone to talk to, but even the Webcam sluts hang up on him.
8). The reason Bumblebee is so adorable is because he is actually the most evil being in the universe, but his creators made him super cute so that you're glued to she spot as he tears your innards out. Even
Harry Potter Hetalia Arthur sat down with tea and a good book. This small cafe was starting to grow on him despite the loud New York scenery. Ah...my beloved J.K. Rowling. She knows the magic realm so well. The brilliant plot, the magnificent characters-
us :Hey,bro. Watcha doin? [takes book and OBNOXIOUSLY flips pages making UK lose his page]OOOOOOH! Harry Potter! I have funny jokes for that! Wanna hear?
uk: No,you bloody git.Now give me back my book before I eradicate you with Confringo. -_-
us: . Ok here goes!
Harry runs up to Ron and said "Ron, Ron, Someone killed Dumbledore!"
"Was it serious?" Ron asks.
"No, it was Snape"
[Insert annoying laughter and Iggy's annoyed face]
uk:[shakes head in disappointment] *underneath breath* amateur.
Alfred, I heard your joke;now can you please-
us: Ok. Here's another one. What does a death eater eat for breakfast? Cruci-O's!
uk: Sweet Bloody Mary, GIVE ME MY DAMNED BOOK! I can't believe I'm doing this again. Yo Mama's so ugl
Anime Funnies 2Anime Funnies 2
When I'm done with you, I'm gonna take your little girlfriend
Wha-You're gonna do what?
Oh,you know, I'm gonna do a little of this and a little of that, and I'm definatly gonna do that.-Kyo and Black Haru
Who got this kid all riled up anyway? Okay, I guess that was me.-Kyo
You know,when you go Black, You're a real bastard!-Kyo
Somehow,this has turned into a fighting anime-Tohru
I've got it! This anime is a romantic scool comedy, and Haruhi and I are the lead characters!
What does that make us?
You are the homosexual supporitng cast!!-Tamaki and Hikaru
How It Began"God, your two o'clock is here."
"I have a two o'clock?"
"He's been here since 7:45. I figured it's only polite to... sir."
God sighed. "Fine, send him in."
While He waited God cleared His desk of papers and blueprints; no need for outsiders to see His plans. Soon enough the door to His office opened and God stood, smiled, held out a hand towards one of the two visitor's chairs.
"God! Great stuff you're doing in sector 2-7-0! Great stuff!"
The man's hands were clammy, his handshake limp. Rumpled suit, porkpie hat, briefcase... oh Jes-- oh dear, a salesman. God's smile slipped a little but He soldiered on gamely. With luck He could shoo the poor guy away in a few minutes.
"So, what can I do for you?"
The man sat, briefcase across his knees. "Sector 2-7-0! Everyone's talking about it! What do you call it? Man and merman?"
"Man and woman, actually. And thanks. But we're pretty busy around here, and..."
"Oh! Right! No time for the wicked, eh?" The salesman winked and popped his briefcase,
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