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Brendden M. Reviews Fish HooksBrendden M. Reviews Fish Hooks

Cathargia

Definition: Cathargic but with a gia.

-Brenden Marshall

Look people, I'm just gonna review this one as myself because of some cathargic reason but today I will be reviewing not a film, but a television series. Lets start off by talking about Disney. In the 90s, the Walt Disney Company ruled the world of animation with it's great animation, great retelling of classic tales, and great characters. Then the 90s ended and the year 2000 began, at this time 2D was dying out and computer animation was taking over. This was when Disney decided to quit the great animation crap and decided to follow the path

Roxas and Desert's Adventure with CleverBotUser: POKEMON.

Cleverbot: Haven't caught any, yet.

User: How long is it?

Cleverbot: Not too long.

User: How long is your keyblade?

Cleverbot: Like my c4zz0.

User: Do I need an adult?

Cleverbot: YOU tell ME.

User: How old is Cheesey Butter?

Cleverbot: No, Jabber. Answer my question.

User: Cuddling buttcheeks?

Cleverbot: Cuddling?

User: Who is Cloud Strife?

Cleverbot: I don't know that either.

User: Are you really clever?

Cleverbot: Not much. I got 73% on my maths exam.

User: Can you Lick you weenis?

Cleverbot: I can.

User: You have a weenis?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How long is your face?

Cleverbot: Long.

User: What size is

Just a little rantBrains!

"Brains!" This is one of the things people have associated with Zombies. While it may be funny on a tee shirt or a button on one’s backpack. Zombies do not distinguish between brains and flesh. Whenever I hear someone making the joke of Zombies eat brains, I suddenly know that I am the wiser in the group. I chose to keep my silence but not anymore. We have seen Zombies feasting on flesh ever since White Zombie was released in 1932. Everyone remembers that moment in Night of the Living Dead, seeing that young girl with her back to the camera. Hearing her feeding noises and then when she turns to see she has been feasting on a hu

Wicked So, it looks like everyone is having a wonderful time. Hi, good to see you. Very nice to meet you. Hi there, I’m Robin, here’s my card. Let’s go to lunch sometime. Ah, and here’s the birthday girl, surrounded by all of these gifts and her good little friends. Oh and here’s King Eric and Queen Ariel. You certainly invited a great number of people, but somehow you seemed to have overlooked the one person who could have been your most delightful guest. Oh, no, no, don’t apologize. My feelings are hurt, yes, but that doesn’t mean I haven’t brought along a special gift for the princess. A brand

Meme-Raven1. What's your full first name?
Raven.

2. Do you know why you were named that?
I have a general idea.

3. Are you single or taken?
single.

4. Have any abilities or powers?
Lots. My powers are too layered to describe. But the basic is a telepathic mind.

5. Stop being a Mary-sue.
...

6. Uh...if you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
I do not pick fights off the street. But, yes.

7. Oh? How about pets?
No.

8. Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like.
Pointless things. My father for example.

9. Something that you do like?
The color blue.

10. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like t

Peter and John: Why do elephants wear red socks?JOHN: Hey Peter, do you know why elepthans wear red socks?
PETER: No, why?
JOHN: So you don't see them in a strawberry field.
PETER: Yeah right.
JOHN: Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry field?
PETER: No...
JOHN: See?

monster unleashed2announcer: introducing first, from parts unknown, mick deathwish!
JB[backstage]

h man, i don't feel so good. UGH! *falls on all fours*
johnny: JB? JB! are you....
JB[demonic]:what?!?!
Johnny:nothing.......
JB: that was weird.

Origins Chapter 2 page 13

Chapter 2, Cricket, page 13

Sam: “Wow.” Diggs looks at Sam and sees her grinning widely. Diggs: “… Want to hold it?” Sam: “DO I!” Diggs hands Sam the blade carefully Diggs: “Just be careful with it, okay?” A small gust of wind picks up, and the sword seems to hum. Sam gawks at the sword, surprised by its sound. Diggs: “What is it?” Sam: “It… sounded like it was saying something.” Diggs: “You sure? It could just be the wind.” Sam looks back at the sword, concentrating on it. She sees a reflection; but it is not hers. Envy is there in her place. S

Just an average conversationThis is the conversation I had with my science teacher today...

*teacher plays music while we work*

Me: THIS IS MAH JAYUM *starts dancing*

Teacher: XD

Me: Is this your jam too???

Teacher: haha.. suuuree

Me: OHMIGOD HASHTAG, TWINNING

mmdhigh charapter 7 : the end mmdhigh charapter 7 : the end of the arena

arrow shouts at tech that he forgot to arm the bomb. tech looks confused at arrow and sais: "How could you forget a thing like that, well there is only one way to arm it arrow"

arrow understood what tech ment with that and rushes to the commet.

meanwhile at the gladiator blocks

shit pyror sais, his body is bleeding of the blades electro shot at him. electro laughs and looks with hate in his eyes at pyror. pyror sees no way out, his only hope is for somebody to come and safe him. electro takes one of the blades that is stuck in the ground, he spins it around and holds it above his head ready to de

Response What Makes Alicorns ImortalOk, Immortal implies they can’t die, not buying that, even though death in general is dodged a lot by the show.
I’m going with alicorns can be born (or created) age to a certain point, and then simply stop aging.

I’m perfectly willing to incorporate, “the level theory” based on the fact that there’s a whole separate alicorn animation model. Which gives us Simple ponies (Unicorn, Pegasus, Earth Pony), Intermediates (Twilight, Cadence),and Advanced (Celestia and Luna).
Luna can apparently shift form at will which might indicate that once aged to aforementioned point, control of apparent age or just form all tog

monster unleashed 1(XFW arena)
JB:Guys, leave me alone.
Red:what's wrong? Cat got your tongue?
Jack:Nice one, red.
JB:Just leave me alone. You're making me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
Red

o-oo. I'm so scared.
*JB's eyes turn red*
Me:Yo! You two, go to your match.
*red and Jack go to the ring for their match*
Me:you okay?
JB:N..noooo.
Me: well, if you can compete tonight, go.
*JB walks toward the ring*

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When I'm done with you, I'm gonna take your little girlfriend
Wha-You're gonna do what?
Oh,you know, I'm gonna do a little of this and a little of that, and I'm definatly gonna do that.-Kyo and Black Haru

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You are the homosexual supporitng cast!!-Tamaki and Hikaru

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Sorry, I was listening to episode ten when i was making this, and Kyo and Haru were fighting. I love these two, so yeah

~Jade-Author Nov 7, 2012 Hobbyist Digital Artist

Hmmm. Cat vs. Cow. Who would win? *cough*Kyo*

~MaddieRoxurface Oct 7, 2011 Hobbyist Filmographer

PASTAAAAA!!!!!!!
- Italy
4 all of u who don't kno wat I'm talking about.... Hetalia

~jarlaxlepurple Nov 20, 2011

haven't watched that anime, but I know the basic outlay of it.

~MaddieRoxurface Nov 20, 2011 Hobbyist Filmographer

haha ok lol its amazing

~jarlaxlepurple Nov 22, 2011

yah, I think I'll watch it on Netflix or Hulu, or just read the manga.

~MaddieRoxurface Nov 22, 2011 Hobbyist Filmographer

yeah u should, but the episodes r like 5 mins long!

~jarlaxlepurple Nov 23, 2011

hhmmmmm. I know this will sound REALLY blonde, but what anime were we talking about again? (sorry!!! It's 6:36 am and I'm still tired.)

~MaddieRoxurface Nov 23, 2011 Hobbyist Filmographer

i think hetalia... i kinda 4got as well XD

~Comatose11 Sep 12, 2011 Hobbyist Writer

cool.

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